You cannot cap the true potential of a gamer.

It's really not that surprising that he's a fan of Oz, he did just last week predict the Wizards will make the playoffs.

I'm sure he'll kick an ASS or two, that's what Brian Boitano'd do.

Janet Napolitano herself has long been the subject of speculation regarding her orientation, as she's never been married, no kids, never a visible significant other, and really no evidence of a romantic life whatsoever.

To clarify.... You want me, at Christmas time, to give money so that underprivileged kids can be forced to watch two horrible football teams play each other?

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This is a great move for the Rangers. Ever since Michael Young left, they've been looking to fill the role of invisible infielder.

According to some papers he has, he now is.

Discuss other pseudo-sports that you might use to get out of military service.

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You can circle the wagons around that!

Wow a I am tearing up. It is so great to see an American soccer team fleecing American taxpayers just like their cousins in other major sports. MLS is all grown up now.

This is just like the time I thought Michael Jordan was going to attempt yet another comeback, but then I realized I was just using Chrome.

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

Do they refund Panthers tickets bought from Groupon?

In other news, Costa Rica has applied for UEFA membership.

I was hoping he was gonna say something like "because I want people to use their drug money to buy a virtual joint rather than a real one.".

Gotta love baseball, they talk about their moral clause in the HOF voting, if that were truly the case, you'd probably have to toss about 1/2 of them. I guess being a union boss and insisting players get a fair share (before you argue about spiraling salaries, I don't ever recall Robinson Cano demanding tax payers…

CC: Scott Van Pelt. I know exactly what they are referring to. He did a segment on the show Thursday when he said sucks 4 times in a row....and then I found $20

Don't you mean "DAD DAMMIT"?