50's 2 cents aren’t worth a peso.

They’ll bet you then change the meaning of a supermajority after the fact so they don’t have to pay.

Hibiki Japanese Harmony.

Stealing is bad kids.

I shouldn’t have to say that but you know, this is our timeline now.

*pours shot of whiskey...looks at full bottle, slams back shot and then the bottle*

More legal precedent we’ll spend another 75 years trying to reverse.

Oh wait we won’t make it 75 more days the way it’s going.

Mitch McConnell is the sneaky bitch who is using Trump et al as a “cover” for his slow burning evil that just hit the oil refinery.

Oh good, lying and potentially putting women at risk are legal precedent now.

The only common ground I want from Sean is Spicy’s Common Ground Beef.

Fuck him and his unwillingness to follow the law. Refer it to another pharmacist on site in a timely manner or do your damn job. I’d love to be morally opposed to my actual job duties and be able to still get paid for not doing them.

It only feels like 2106 Ashley.

They may not get to fuck but they still get to fuck us over!

Trust me, you can do it.

*Not a doctor.

Am I the only one who has never actually seen anyone pick up a National Enquirer? How the hell do they make money?

Gentle soul...where else have I heard that before...

May I recommend The Slot under Jezebel? The main splinter vertical is covering the stories you’re talking about (except the war in Yemen) but at a lot slower pace than The Slot is.

On one hand, you guys should have expected this sort of reaction. On the other hand, not only have you ruined Stephen’s day and phone plan and exposed twitter for being biased assholes!

I honestly feel on some things he didn’t want to act unilaterally and was fighting a congress that wouldn’t even talk to him if he paid them. Doesn’t excuse the fact he laid the groundwork for this to happen (see Splinter’s post earlier today on this, they didn’t plan on it to become this but surprise).

Midterms matter.

Found the intel that showed Iraq had WMDs.

Any of them involved. Obama had a terrible record of not doing anything about immigration.