Lorenzo Cain is a monster for not loving on that cute kitty.

Half of 19 is 8.5, she’s already been on camera for over half her life.

I look forward to the Number One “Putin’s Patriots” entry.

I legitimately forgot CBS existed.

I appreciate how Fusion has become The Onion with the move to the Splinter brand.

Wait this isn’t a joke?

Fuck.

Uh no. Under her leadership the democratic caucus has been shrinking and as seen in the Georgia Special Election linking candidates to her drags them down in the electorate’s eyes. It’s not because she’s a woman. It’s because she’s no longer an effective leader of the caucus.

Indirect*

Direct would be if I tried to take scissors to your nuts.

Let me bring some Deadspin in here.

“I’M A MAN”

Steps to winning the house as the democratic party:

Even reading the Rovellinator’s repetition it stunk to high heaven that the 2 percent gap was being presented as a insurmountable gap.

Are we sure he didn’t promise to fight the LGBT community?

Since the playerbase is so low I’m guessing they’re just doing this....

I saw this score in google now and thought the Heat and Mavericks were playing for a hot minute last night.

I have a reservation.

So we’re just going to ignore that this game is getting a shitton of publicity mainly because of the support of the Game Grumps? You know that group that each time you peel back a layer you find something more revolting?

K.

Hamno has now called dibs on that name.

All I’m seeing here is Prachi for President.

Sorry Nintendo, this is beyond stupid and then you make the app require the screen to be on and the app to be the primary running application? You couldn’t make it the SLIGHTEST BIT USABLE?

Never underestimate the stupidity of humanity.

And never ever underestimate the willingness of Fox News to cash in on that.

The mist in Akiba was fine, but when I say it was raining...I’m surprised parts of Togoshi didn’t flood a bit.