Bungie should write everyone's patch notes.

So what part of this patch actually makes the game more enjoyable?

2:18 — Kirk's best lonely friend

Of course no company will say it publicly....I think whoever at Deadspin has the 50 tvs should see which ads appear during which games to flush them out.

I have been simply continuing my boycott of the NFL.

Could you please enlighten me on just what in this game is mildly satanic?

I'd think front line gamestop is the most soul crushing job....

6 months to a year if I was a gambling man.

Oh wait I am one.

Considering how the time slot where this opening would have aired was trying to be a serious discussion instead of just being a spectacle, I can understand pulling it for tone reasons, but the second half of the pre game was the typical FOOTBAAAAAAWL talk so why didn't they put it there.

May they receive a team worthy of their fandom.

And the game went to smash CBS ratings records.

They didn't want to kill the golden calf.

I'm sure you're going to relay random commentary on their parenting.

You know some terrible parents

Now we have to replace the roster and the manager?

Shit.

This breaks the 3DS family and game compatibility, this isn't good for marketing or end user purposes.

I was all "I WANT A PS4 FOR DESTINY STUFF"

Then I read this a few days ago and I picked up my One Controller and preordered Destiny for the One.

The NFL no longer gets my business. Their conduct is strikingly similar to the Too Big To Fail Banks.

I'll worry more about global warming than game ownership

I don't see that happening for a couple more generations.

As long as I'm still able to buy a copy of the games, I'm ok