“In other news, the Trump administration lied about sending an armada to the region, which is a bit like trying to rob a bank with a banana in your pocket. “

For those that would like a size reference, I’ve placed this green arrow. To give you an idea of the size of the arrow, I placed earth next to it :-)

It’s Ghina’s fault.

Or maybe wait an hour or 2.

This entire piece, from beginning to end, is a study in confirmation bias and bad reporting. Sorry Stone, you’ve gotten this very, very wrong.

88lbs sounds like a lot but it really isn't. 88lbs of non-fissable uranium isn't the scariest thing they could have. Were they to try to make a dirty bomb, the boom would kill much more then the fallout. The orb in the picture above, is probably larger then the amount of uranium they stole, in fact it would be 6.2"…

88 lbs of uranium is about 128 cubic inches or .07 cubic feet, or 2.1 cubic decimeters.

Most salient information missing from this article:

It may be sacrilege, but once I tie a tie and get the knot perfect, I just loosen it and keep it tied. I am not a shirt and tie guy, unless I am in my Class A dress uniform or for special occasions...

do you see what i see lol

Alternate headline: "Fuel Vent does Exactly What it's Supposed To"

A trick is something a whore does for money...

Now we finally know how this happened.

Fax that Sheet!

Fuck you Gizmodo, OUR ECONOMY is JUST FINE! How about yours huh? Whats that, mumbling something about bush? How about your second helping of golden coral for your fat american ass, whilst ignoring your serious debt crisis, idiot politicians, and lets not forget something thats far worse than celine dion and justin…

I bet your co-workers just fucking love you.

I had the same confusion on this article. Why does someone who 'barely' watches TV need Netflix, Hulu Plus, HBO Go, Aero, iTunes, Movie Theatres, iPad apps, torrents, and bars for sports?

Gross.

gross