I think you missed the point of this satirical ad...

What's wrong with Internet Explorer 9?

Er, shouldn't you be linking what the current #2 is worth...? He's not trying to overtake Apple, he's trying to overtake second place. Big difference. ;)

And now we'll read about drunk mariners getting hit by a satelite... of all the odd shipping accidents this week!

I thought the article was funny, lol.

Am I the only one that can't wait to multitask scanning, printing, and Angry Birds on a printer!?