The desire to have children is little more than a primitive impulse backed by social pressures to seem "normal".

Marriage, families and children are a waste of time.

Yeah, man, releasing good first party games and improving your struggling/problematic home console entry are shitty goals.

Actually, I take that back for Assassin's Creed. Watch dogs sounded cool but the concept seems like it could have been carried out better.

I guess this is why I never really was interested in any of those games.

Agreed.

The fact that they didn't keep some of their "promises" is why I'll probably be buying one now.

You're right, but Sonic also has to change somehow.

I sort of disagree with that.

It was a good idea to give them a new ability, but why the hell did they pick a Metroid-esque grappling beam thing?

Sonic Adventure 2 did.

They did that with Sonic Generations and it didn't sell well.

Shut up, because yes it is.

If you think of that as an isolated sort of interaction, yes.

They forgot the one where the human population hits 12 billion, we consume all the world's resources and die from starvation, thirst, and communicable diseases amidst a brown, dead world devoid of all other life but the most adaptable pest organisms.

What is that hideous thing with the pigtails?

I want somebody to make a game where you play as an endangered species that breaks into the house and eats/mauls all of the members.

Japan has no native crocodilians.

Have fun losing.

I actually don't understand why more people involved in entertainment don't realize that the kind of attitude Del Toro has about his work is what makes him successful.