Neo becomes Pro

Well, chiropractor — nuff said!

“Lying Forbes magazine published rigged poll that shows the CEO of the failing Valve is more richer than me. Pathetic!”

At one point he would use the phrase, “the failing Steam!”

GabeN defeats Trump in contest of wealth.

Up next, Trump’s riposte, delivered--as always--via Twitter:

“Gabe Newell is all talk, talk, talk, no action! He needs to concentrate on Half-Life 3, and not on amassing great personal wealth through his online delivery platform, Steam!”

...closely followed by:

“If I were running…

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Heaven forbid they hire an actual Frenchman to voice this character. A clear case of frogwashing.

First Thor is wandering around looking like a dirty surfer and now we have Odin the AllFather, Enemy of the Wolf, Wand-Bearer, Spearmaster, Smith of Battle, Mover of Constellations wandering around like a homeless person.* WHAT EVEN IS THIS MOVIE??

I’m really against matching creators to character attributes like that, outside of creator made stuff. Hire great black/female writers and artists because they’re great and then give them whatever projects they’re passionate about, don’t assign them “the black stuff” or “the female stuff” just because. It ghettoizes…

I am so excited that we are reaching the point where cis-white males will only be allowed to write cis-white male characters so that they can be pilloried for only writing cis-white males. The SJW worm has begun to devour its own tail.

“It’s Bruce, Jennifer.”

Back in my day soon as you hit 5, it was off into the volcano with ya.

its goddamn conspiracy to make us feel old, it is

Yeah, I love new characters, but I’m not a fan of sticking them in legacy roles. It sort of cheapens their uniqueness and in a few years turns them into cannon fodder like poor ol’ Bill Foster. :/

Anime. If you’re 18 you’re a seasoned pro, if you’re over 20 you’re “getting up there,” and if you’re 25 or older you’re an old fogey who is ready to step aside and let the younger generation take over.

Yeah, that was super weird when I was on my paper route as a teenager. Like I’d be delivering that paper to the McPherson’s place, and suddenly a wolf monster would jump out at me. I’d whack him a couple times with the giant sword I carried in my newspaper bags, and then he’d turn purple and vanish, leaving behind a…

My only outrage is head-shaking confusion over where, even in the Marvel comics universe, a 15-year-old is supposed to find the time to train and learn about tactics, martial combat skills and how to commandeer the Iron Man armor when she spends half her time on Snapchat. I don’t get it...