If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Back in the 70s we used to say that the horseheads around the bottle was "truth in labeling" as to source.

Fifth place in the Lifehacker Office Chair Hive Five. From Lifehacker: "... was designed primarily for people who sit in their chairs for long periods of time working long hours. The design may not win any artsy awards, but its customizable components, add-ons, and independent control over the seat height, arm height,…

It looks great, but I'm still a bigger fan of the Growler.

The "straight from a Golf" gear selector is killing it for me

You know that is what I first thought. Not because of the lack of touch screen and such but the color combination and just blockyness of the interior.

My thoughts exactly.

Woooosh! pew pew pew pew!

But styled like furniture from 1899

I actually said "icccccckkkk" out loud when I saw the dash.

Yep, its luxury - mechanical buttons.

None of that touchscreen crap.

Screw it.
Here ya go.
This is as close to an explanation as exists:

... open hood, insert Ford 1.0 Ecoboost motor. Wipe off the Mulally Love drippings, and, Voila!

That wasn't a crash, just looking for a place to park like an asshat

Dear BMW,

Oh teaser videos how I despise thee. They literally showed 2-3 seconds of the car.

....Can you fuck it?

I'll see you one "Chinese Food" and raise you a "Mass Text".

Nomination: Rosewill RK-9000 series.