I bet those posers on Origin are steaming right now.

Trading cards that can be traded on Steam Market, yup I think we're almost at the Steamularity.

Trading cards are awesome.... trading card games... even better. I mean.. Why not Valve? :-D

meanwhile, in the long-suffering noble United States...

That is all.

I thought i was gonna see hot videogame cosplayers, stop lying to me, Kotaku!

When do people think they'll release their next handheld (not a revision)?

I want them all to rub their beard in mines.

Piece....of.. meat?! .... BWAHAHAHAA!!

HE'S NOT SOME PIECE OF MEAT HE'S A PERSON TOO!

somehow my eye keeps getting drawn to that dude's package, no matter where I try to look on the 2 posters.

House arrest? Kay back to video games. Back to highschool? NOOOOOOOO!

SO if i try to hack PSN and destroy all the evidence will they pay for the rest of my college time?

I keep scrolling but it won't end!

He is "a head" of his time. Not entirely sure what that means, but I refuse to believe that it was a typo.

You're my favorite kind of ridiculous, Kirk. XD

dat tail whip

All I could think of while looking at this article was:

That was actually in an episode of The Simpsons, the one where Nelson and Lisa share a romance. She gets in trouble in music class for giggling at Nelson's hi-jinx outside and is made to write something on the chalk board a zillion times and humorously says "I wonder how Bart does this every week" before Nelson pops…

Down in my hood, we taped pencils together with a rubber band yo. Still this is pretty neat. I remember doing something similar when I went to school in the 90's.