*claps*

The lite is nice but you should look into getting a case. The lite series aren't too tough, especially at the hinges.

Thank you for inspiring me. :D

This multiplayer is so good, and stays simple.

Smug bastard.

¿Por que?

Blackbeard's voice isn't synced well with his lips.

They've got 99 problems, but returning games isn't one.

I like to sever hands with torn Dr. Pepper cans. #jklol.

So this makes me an asshole, because I'm a good gamer and I never use foul language.

I still think 'Beast' and 'Fury Oh Fury' were better choices. They fit the whole theme of a 'Perfect America' and 'One Man Army', respectively.

"Only Satan understands me Mom!"

Why would you worship Satan? (Mostly a rhetorical question, but kinda curious.)

So, Taffle or Waco?

I see the thumbnail and keep thinking this is Louis C.K.

I get that they're optional, but I feel they slowly are making this the more important than the gameplay itself. I get some people enjoy it but they have to also make a map for people who just want to kill zombies.

This made me poo my pants and spit out my ice tea. This magnificent creature would make Gary tuck his tail between his legs as he tries to escape the fury of #Bidoof.

I always go in knowing what I want. Recently I went to get games as a birthday present for myself, Remember Me, BioShock: Infinite, and The Last of Us, and at least half of my time was spent with the employee and my friend trying to suggest games to me. So the only time I spend gawking is during slow gaming seasons or…

Surprisingly enough I have actually seen all of these tropes, simply because every gamestop I go to has two lines always open. So as I'm on one there's a trope on the other.