Can this thing do Portal?

; A ;

I had nothing witty for that line.

"Satan is the god of Jesus"

See guys. This is the reason the best games of the year (in my opinion) BioShock Infinite and The Last of Us are single player. Well The Last of Us has multiplayer, but that shouldn't be why we buy the game. We can freely pause whenever we please.

Yeah.

Basically this.

Best Game Reveal of 2013's First Half

Let's make a Kotaku for me and 'U'

Let's put the 'U' in 'Kotaku'!

This is Kotaku.

omg Peter molyneux dubstep maybe?

I want Dora the Explorer with some sick dubstep.

National Strawberry & Chocolate Day! June 26 (which is also my birthday), go to your nearest supermarket and get some STRAWBERRIES AND CHOCOLATE.

I'd use this for when it rains. Spray myself with it and walk outside and then...

All I meet are annoying ten-year olds.

I can't edit photos for the life of me, but I gave it a shot.

"Archimedes?"

Am I hearing this?! They hinted at Kinect functionality. Finally, I can bark and Riley will bark alongside! FUTURE!