All these people live under rocks. Actual stone, granite, marble and limestone rocks.

And what type is this?

Actually...No you're right.

Woah! This isn't pédo-mon.

If your XBox One doesn't have any games to play (Why would you have an XBox One?), a hand emerges out your PS4 hands you a piña colada, and smashes your XBone.

Will it recognize when I flip the bird?

Douché

I'm not alone! :D

Second paragraph has a typo. It says olnly.

Halo? More like, Heeell no!

That dude looks like Dan from the creatures on youtube.

To me Nintendo doesn't count. I feel no matter what this won't affect Nintendo. They stay content with themselves and make really good games and systems that don't try to compete. They honestly dominate the handheld market with the 3DS. The WiiU is steadily becoming better. All on their own terms. Not to seem better.

All in good fun!

After Destiny Islands?

Doesn't matter. PS4.

One is the Jesus of next-gen consoles. And it ain't XBox.

Did I see what you did there? :D

And the $5 thing comes to $60 a year for free games, discounts, online play, and more free games. So not too pissed about it.

"Stay the fuck down".

No. Sony "Sucker Punch"ed what came after Microsoft's "second son".