Futurama was way ahead of these jokers:

If you’re in the Google car, she could legitimately warn you that she’ll turn this car right around if you don’t sit back and shut up!

Perhaps we should be trying to get closer to the sun rather than away from it? There are some really strong arguments why traveling to Venus would make a lot more sense and may actually be much less expensive, faster and easier to pull off.

A 9mm round weighs about 8 grams and flies about 400 m/s. This is 3.2 Newton seconds of momentum. Additionally, there will be some extra momentum from the powder charge used to propel the bullet.

If that were aligned perfectly with the center of mass of the drone, it would result in a 5 kg drone recoiling at slightly…

Have you wondered what it’s like to get fucked by the Apple Watch?

floating?

I don’t think he has a problem being broken down. I just think he wants some goddamn peace and quiet.

It looks like a zombie is trying to get her.

He’s way more impressed with his metal tosser than me. Must have been a real pain to build. Overall the gadget is really cool though.

It is great that all these people build these things but until one can fire a beam powerful enough to blast a hole through a large sheet of industrial metal or make a brick house explode, I will remain unimpressed.

America needs to stop bullying the Supremely Tiny Leader of North Korea!

Now this one makes much more sense. I thought maybe he was on a carrier or something.

This looks like a very strange sex thing. Like a wineskin for your dingdong

If they ship it like that it will probably arrive like this.

But... it took 2:17 to build...

What if we started putting pictures of hammers on the rocks, then slowly changed the shape of the rock to match the outline of the hammer, then started making the eggs thinner and thinner until they were nails...could they then build their own civilization?

Right. All those charities that it has created, all the scientific progress and leaps forward in astronomy and mathematics that religious scholars have done… Huge problems.

So let me get this straight: He undergoes surgery which at the least is pretty uncomfortable and at most hurts like hell to implant headphones into his tragus, yet he still has to carry around a cord/"coil" around his neck to get his headphone implants to work?

Sounds like way to much to go through when it's so much…