Lauren quickly became my wife and I’s favorite on the show. She’s been the only one who’s been consistently ‘real’ the whole time. Sure she has some issues to work on (if you’re on this show, you do, so...) but she seems to be the most honest about it all.

These are also the people who drive around with the thin blue line flags and support the cops, and yet the cops are like “wait... people are just armed all the time?!”.

Please show me in the 2nd amendment the line that says it’s legal to conceal carry without a permit.

What’s funny is in Colorado, if her AR-15 is the standard bullet size of .223, then it would be illegal to shoot a deer with it as the caliber is too small.

The President of the United States being unable to eat an objectively delicious food (seriously, I know anyone hesitant to Indian food will always love samosas - my dad hates peas, but loves samosas), and getting it changed to broccoli and corn is definitely newsworthy.

....why isn’t your lower gear keeping your speed steady?

There’re waaaayyyyyy too many variables to just say that you ‘hydroplane’ (you aren’t hydroplaning in snow...) above 38mph. 

This sounds like a really bad idea for 99% of drivers.

You know this article is about Food News, right?

Pro-tip:

I can buy 30 lbs of good dog food for 50 bucks... and it gets delivered to my house...

At least it’s getting better!

First off, every teacher in the country knows you can’t touch kids... period. So this teacher needs to be gone forever.

Now you’ve given me hope he will get Coronavirus.

That’s a screw gauge.

The problem is eventually you’ll have to get out to charge it... WHAT THEN?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!?!1?1//111kp[1pojhq3ruguoigsbn

This is truly the darkest timeline.

You pronounce ATM as the acronym, not as a word.

The badge on the trunk is enormous. Why is it sticking out so far?