I’ve always been in the gray :( I’m only allowed to speak on Millihelen.

Up until I started grad school, I had a job that occasionally required me to fire people. All of the people I fired really deserved to be fired, because they were grossly incompetent and impervious to training and education, arrested in the office parking lot on child porn charges, couldn’t make it to work on a…

I’m more offended that he also quoted Office Space, in which layoffs were a major part of the plot.

Same here. They used to last for years. Bought a cashmere sweater not too long ago and it now has multiple giant holes. I feel a little rage every time one of their catalogs arrives with its overpriced cheaply made bullshit.

Firing people sucks. But you know who it sucks for more? The people getting fired. I’ve had to let people go, and I’ve certainly had a few drinks afterwards because firing people made me feel like shit (whether it was deserved or due to some sort of budget shit). But what I didn't do was gloat and celebrate. What a…

Question: why hasn’t Jenna Lyons been fired? One of the main reasons the company is currently tanking is the changes in fashion that have happened under her watch. Isn’t she kind of responsible?

The last two cardigans I’ve bought at J. Crew, both in the last three months, have unraveled at a seam. Meanwhile I have cardigans from Smart Set, H&M and even fucking OLD NAVY that have managed to survive through several years of my terrible clothing-care habits.

its like you almost missed the point

Considering how shitty the clothes at JCrew have gotten and its declining popularity, don’t be surprised if your job is up next Mr. Rhett.

the VP of men’s merchandising at J Crew fucking would get drunk on Rose.

My kid can do it. I’m buying him a bikini!

I can do this.

Michelle is usually on point with her outfits, but I don’t know what the helllll is going on here.

you’re right I am wrong this comment is why no one wants to fuck you ever.

I am online dating and it is sort of sucking my will to live, and it feels like a full time job, and I hate everything and everyone is awful and I think I just need more cats.

The Bible?

It’s funny how Tinder was billed as the straight equivalent of Grinder but then basically just became a slightly trashier OK Cupid.

Well now you’re just showing off

YES. I don’t translate well via text unless you already know me - I come off as sardonic and harsh, when similar lines delivered in real life with a laugh would be funny and flirty. I need physical interaction in order to let people know who I really am. That’s one of the reasons I just don’t really try to date…

Thank god I’m gay, straight people are exhausting. I’m actually surprised you kids ever get it together.