RE: Miley's performance. What am I supposed to be upset about? How is her performance any more outrageous than Madonna dry humping a wedding veil on the VMAs in 1984 while singing a song titled "Like a Virgin?" When did the VMAs become family-friendly entertainment? I just... I don't get it.

Losing my father is one of the hardest things I've ever had to endure. I think about him every day. Remembering him, and talking about him out loud, with love and tears, can help ease the grief a little. My condolences to the Colbert family during this difficult time.

When I was researching e-cigs for my hubby, I found a really fantastic blog about all things e-cig written by a woman who goes by the handle "vapegrl." She wrote an article about what she felt was the best e-cig for beginners, and it was V2. Hubby tried them out, and hasn't smoked a real cigarette since. He loves…

Agree. I was a party smoker for 2 decades, but it was easy for me to quit when I finally felt like it. My hubby 's been smoking around a pack a day for over 10 years and it's been WAAYYYY harder for him to quit. We tried everything, and nothing worked until we got him an e-cig recently. He loves it. The brand he…

I drink a metric fuck-ton of Diet Coke every day and have done for more years than I can count. I also brush my teeth thoroughly twice a day and get cleanings twice a year. My teeth are fine.

I loves me some Lil' Bub and Grumpy Cat, but my heart truly belongs to Henri.

I still have my favorite Jessica McClintock dress from 8th grade. I can't wear it (30 years and 100 lbs later), but I'm keeping it 'cause it's pretty. I thought I might bequeath it to my own daughter, but since I don't have one, I might let one of my unofficial nieces have it, it she likes it. :)

My boy Charlie, looking super cute (if I do say so meself).

What...the actual...fuck. I really, really, really wish I could get tired of watching this girl, but I can't. It's just TOO GOOD....

Yeah, and worse, he thinks he's entitled say whatever he wants. I'm sick and fucking tired of seeing people behave badly, and when someone calls them on their bullshit, they can't be bothered to fully assume responsibility for their actions. Having an opinion doesn't automatically give a person license to say it out…

Huh, I had no idea it was still the '70s.

Let me preface this by saying that I know jack-shit about raising kids. Don't have any, probably never will. Here's an idea, anyway: your stepkid seems pretty smart. What if you whipped out your handy-dandy age-height-weight table and say, "Look, kid - based on data generated by scientists who are very…

If this dipshit knows so much about what it takes to be a successful President, then why isn't his silly ass in the running?

Oh. So I guess I should've said they can be carnivorous. Which in retrospect isn't very funny. -1 to me.

Weird. And does she know that she named her kid after a carnivore? Just asking.

Cute! Hope the Trump kids don't find him.

Oh my Jesus. I would've crawled in a backseat with him in a heartbeat.

My man guessed 100% correctly that I had or was about to get my period when I went on a rampage over how he loaded the dishes in the dishwasher and subsequently chucked a trash bin across the kitchen. That being said, what was the fucking point of this experiment, which appeared to have been conducted by men? Are…

Oh, Jesus, I'm going to be the asshole here. I love the Spice Girls as much as anyone, but reunions blow. The first thought that went through my noggin when I saw the headline was "And not a single fuck was given." Sorry, gals.