I blame Russia

If there are snacks my hounds will survive the apocalypse

Anti neo postmodernist hipsterism

Something something it’s Trumps fault 

blah blah blah I’m a bad parent pity me. 

I can’t decide whether to love this like a fanboy or blame it on Trump

Even if it started out in life as a 903cc engine, boring it out and adding nitrous will render the engine life to mere minutes. 

Two things.

something something something the evil patriarchy.

We should run out right now and exterminate all the Jews. 

I interviewed for a management consulting firm where the expectation was at least a hundred hours.a week. The question is why would do that someone else? For equity, sure. 

Let’s find the senior people at Splinter and terrorize their families.

They are incapable of love except for the monstrous love they have for themselves

I blame the fucking Jews

Trump’s fault

I hope when the customers are black gay trans or illegal that the riots are spectacular

It is painfully dull. It’s basically scene after scene after scene after scene of one head shot complaining to another head shot. For 10 hrs. It’s one thing to have a ‘slow TV’ series that’s intentionally dull, like ‘The Killing’ but this is just awful TV that’s dull because it doesn’t know how dull it is. This is…

something something racism something something Trump’s fault

something something it’s Trump’s fault kill all white people.

It shouldn’t be optional. It should be mandatory and cost $2000 except for illegals who don’t need a plate