Two things.

I love articles that correctly assume people are fucking stupid

something something something the evil patriarchy.

Something something it’s Trump’s fault

if they were an illegal alien today liberals would demand they be God of EARF

social media is why neutron bombs were invented and we should work to exterminate 99% of human beings. 

But a t-shirt with a Confederate flag is an actual war crime 

We should run out right now and exterminate all the Jews. 

Too bad he was such an incredible asshole

OMG. Good thing Gojiira is here to save us. Because that’s real. 

Send all the illegals there. 

I interviewed for a management consulting firm where the expectation was at least a hundred hours.a week. The question is why would do that someone else? For equity, sure. 

Oh no! fictional stuff made up by stoners and teenagers doesn’t make sense. 

You mean the Enterprise was aerodynamic? Because it doesn’t look like it is.

Let’s find the senior people at Splinter and terrorize their families.

I’m a bit shocked that movies are still allowed to have white male characters at all. I3 will probably kill theirs off.

Awesome leadership. What next? Only solar power and no straight white men?

They should riot and burn down the MS HQ and kill all the executives

Hopefully they change it to all all gay black show about diversity

They are incapable of love except for the monstrous love they have for themselves