I am literally typing a response.

It’s a car blog, seems like all it is lately is a way to critique the new administration. Get back to car stories, if I want political comedy I will go to the huffington post.

Back in the day we just complained that FTA brought military stuff to to an automotive site. Now FTA is just a shell site for anti-trump pro-gawker pro-theslot liberal garbage. Please do is a favor and either associate FTA with the liberal parts of this site or quit posting your political crap on the jalopnik tree.

A woman dropped her car keys when she was attacked outside of an Atlanta, Georgia gas station by somebody trying to steal her phone, and then some bystanders walked up, grabbed her keys and stole her car.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

The prerequisite to any suggestion from me would be Chevrolet making a car that I’d want to see period. Maybe the Malibu? The Malibu is okay.

I wish I could give you more stars, I hate it when people compare the US the rest of the 1st word nation countries without addressing this.

The rest of the world has no defense.

I’m sure the total is more than 60. That seems disastrously low. That’s abandon ship low. That’s the plot of an episode of Silicon Valley low. It must be more than 60.

As this article seems to be largely an attempt at defending the past administrations policy and damning the one that started 1 hour ago, I will only point out that, even as such, it is poorly thought out. One can basically stop reading after this early sentence “His coordinated efforts with the European Union to…

Maybe this could stat a time of building up US manufacturing. Does anybody even make an alternator here anymore? Television? Chips for these?

My hick town got an honest-to-goodness gourmet pizza place, with a Neopolitan oven and home made ingredients. Their Yelp page is up to its ass in people complaining that they “can get pizza for $10 at Dominos, why does this one cost $18?”. 

I’m kind of shocked that it only has 12 bedrooms. My house has half that and it was 1/4000th the price. The ain’t Bel Air though, not even close.

Seems reasonable. Comedy is a performance art. Don’t expect to yell anything at a comedian and not be escorted out. Definitely don’t expect to yell something you think the comedian will be irritated by and not be escorted out. Honestly the guy is pretty lucky. Dave could’ve really laid into him like other comedians do…

So many stereotypes are offensive for plainly obvious reasons. It still just baffles me that assholes managed to take something so seemingly innocuous and turn it into a negative. They took “you like food” and somehow turned that into an insult. It’s goddamn shameful. I had chicken and waffles with a side of…

Just have to say: this is the best thread I’ve read and enjoyed popcorn to all day long.

Well, ok...but can we agree this is one of those things where the person who complained was being a priss, but it’s pretty easy to imagine them being of either stripe? I can imagine some uber-sensitive liberal complaining, but pretty easy to imagine a pearl-clutching, bible-thumping, get-right conservative too right?

ha.. i have a neighbour like that.. right across the street from me.. wich is why i now have a big ass pine tree in my front lawn blocking his view

Don’t you worry, Moonbeam is working hard to drive private industry out of California. We’ll soon be the 5th or 6th largest charity state in the world.