It’s not all bad. We do provide “Welcome Home” baskets for the homeless and thank paroled convicts for their service.

Are we surprised? California is a communist shithole with a deathly aversion to fun and hurt fee-fees. I imagine California as that one retired neighbor you had that had nothing to do all day but look out the window and complain about what they saw times roughly 40 million.   

The exterior is obviously horrible and I question the judgement of anyone who sees that as good looking. I also question the judgement of people who use Twitter and severely question the judgement of people who slap an obscure hashtag on their paint. That’s all reversible though to some degree.

As the only certified analrapist in on Deadspin, allow me to respond...Carmelo would be better if instead of orange he wore blue sleeves to match his jersey. He just blue himself.

Yep, it’s him.

I don’t remember that, but it certainly fits the criteria for one of his YouTube-documented misadventures.

Was he the guy that bought a replacement windshield for his Ferrari, and then handled it in such a way as that it folded in half? Because he had it shipped to him, and took it out of the box at his house before taking the car to get it installed?

I’m not sure I believe Rob Ferretti. He seems to have a lot of kind of bizarre shit happen to him that all seems to correspond with a nice clickbaity title. Is this believable? Sure, that’s his M.O., all of it is believable so no one questions it too much. He’s the guy that does those SuperSpeeders videos. Another…

Just key their cars? Why not just send all those stupid Trump supports en masse to the gas showers... that’ll teach em!

Keying cars is so rad! Who did you vote for? I want to follow all your political and social views cause clearly you are the smartest person talking here. Your voicabulary! Your actions! This gives me hope for America yet!

1) You didn’t answer the question.

The difference between cravenly keying other people’s vehicles, and punching them in the face is that the vehicle won’t punch back.

Those numbers are theoretical and based on nonsense. We all know what the wall is. It’s an excuse. Trump proposes wall to Congress, Congress shoots down wall, Trump tells supporters “we tried, but Congress” and Trump supporters continue supporting Trump and hating Congress. He never wanted the wall, he wanted the…

Not just the Dodgers logo . . .

This type of thing ought to be praised, but of course people will find a way to bitch about it I’m sure because it’s Trump. As masturbatory and self-centered as he is portrayed to be it doesn’t really fit the narrative for him to pass on something self-congratulatory like this. The liberal media desperately wants to…

Fuck you. You never key a car. Ever.

He’s also having 3 inaugural balls (instead of 10), a much shorter parade than usual, and cutting back on a wide variety of tax-payer funded presidential luxuries.

Have you tried therapy?

WOW! how can you? i can’t even imagine my self doing this to my worst enemy:( very sad...