Oh man. the Republicans are loving the infighting over here on the (D) side. It makes us weaker (a divided house yada yada) and look like incompetent fools who can’t pick a single fucking issue to get behind.

“Who in the hell is this Democrat-come-lately to scold Democrats on all they’ve done wrong?”

In literally any other situation I would say fuck this guy, but fuck the Virginia DMV. Fuck the fucking DMV for sending my new license plate to a tertiary address on my account that hadn’t been my apartment for 5 years and then telling me that I couldn’t order a new one until the old one was either sent back or had…

This question should have been asked to the democrats about their own election, not Trump.

I hope you enjoyed this brief walk through NBA history.

As long as this exists I don’t see how you can truly call it motorsport. All the practice, talent, engineering, and execution in the world can’t make you more popular. It’s more like a reality show with a skill based elimination round.

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

I’m glad that there are people out there that like non-red Ferraris. It would be very boring if every Ferrari was red. I just need red. To me Ferrari and red are intrinsically linked like Aston and BR Green.

it has stuff guys like like the rims and the sleekness to the body

No way. It’s a 40 year old Ferrari for nearly $70k and more to the point it’s the wrongest color for a Ferrari.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Surely not in this specific case, but I’m definitely in agreement with you that it seems like a negative spin is being put on something objectively good all because the wrong person may or may not have been involved in making it happen.

Not happening...

If you tell men where women will park then they won’t want to park in any spot near where a woman will park which will eventually lead to all spots being for women. That’s the danger you meant right?

Let’s talk when it has an interior.

Imagine if all that stuff was 10% or 20% more expensive from tarriffs (sic) how would you like that?

Tilikum will have to be digitally recreated for the sequel — Blackfish 2: Aquatic Boogaloo.

Chris Berman: [flashes wallet]

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.