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This isn't my first Grand Pricks, you know.

He's right, though. The key to a solution is dissolving things correctly.

Because we believe in the constitutional guarantee to a defense. Because we don't believe every alleged victim of a crime is telling the truth, or every alleged criminal is, in fact, a criminal. Because we believe that someone has to hold the police to a higher standard, to represent the maligned in a tribunal they…

Neither am I. I just personally disagree with your definition of censorship. And so do dictionaries.

Come on, Sean. You've got to include the entire headline:

The collision was so bad, he immediately reported to AAA.

"One of his favorite things to do is put on LeBron's championship ring (he has to use two fingers)."

I'm sure this post will be deleted, as was my original post calling out your hypocrisy in the wake of stories like Amanda Bynes'. Was it because so many readers agreed with me? I guess I learned a lesson today: free speech ok on Jezebel, except for opposing opinions and honest criticism. Sad.

the worst part? it was ruled an infield fly.

You're a bunch of ambushing violent thugs? Hope security guards pay increased attention to you!

What's the difference between Tiggers and Bengals?

That makes two people that wouldn't know a proactive solution if it smacked them in the face.

Don't forget our poor departed friend Rusty Slammington, may she rest in pieces.

As a gay person, I am thankful there were people like that to take a public stand against the hate. They delayed their own marriage for people like me. I am more than happy to let this day be their day as well. They were some of the many influential people that helped to shift the conversation and had a part in where…

I think it sends a bad message for all shelled animals! What about the young, impressionable snail who looks up to the tortoise and follows the tortoise on Twitter?? You don't care about snails!

Fuck Me, I Can't Even Fucking Talk

Dunno about you guys. One of the best views of a woman is between her legs, looking up at her... Seeing her lay there in bliss is enough to turn me on..

Haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

He was a big fan of Charities. In fact, those are two of them to his right.