I’ve just learned a horrifying fact: I’ve been pluralizing the name “Prius” incorrectly, and you probably have been, too.

Then all it will be missing is a robot to scrub my ejaculate out of the Designo carpet.

I’ve never seen a court order no-contact without a crime being committed against that victim

They’re not dead, they’re just all sitting on a dealership lot somewhere rotting away while everyone trips all over their dick to buy anything vaguely SUV shaped.

The idea that your car could tattle on you for speeding seems like a civil liberties issue.

and probably a ‘lil racist!

If you get COTD do you give yourself the you treatment?

In Virginia you wouldn’t get a trial for 90. They’d pull you out of the wreckage, give you the ole American History X, then put one in your brain execution style.

forbidden to have any contact with his passenger, the 17-year-old girl

How could it possibly fail? It’s cardboard. Worst case scenario they pull them off the shelf and ship the next console in them.

Rippon became the first openly gay athlete to be selected to compete for the U.S. at the Winter Games.

Sound Tiger was my favorite hair metal band.

The USMNT lost to Trinidad & Tobago and it eliminated them from a World Cup bid. The joke is that the it wasn’t a fair match because the US had to face both Trinidad AND Tobago. Whether that’s funny to you or not is for you to decide, but that’s the reference.

The conversation might need to be about how women have always tried this “Non-verbal cue” shit as a means to be polite and it’s bullshit.

CODY THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD, HE’S STYLIN ALL OVER HIS BALLS!

This is dumb. TLJ wasn’t bad because it had female characters it was bad because (among other things) it had bad female characters or should I say poorly written female characters. It was Star Wars Mary Sue Strikes Back. Like seriously, do the writers of this shit understand that giving a female character a flaw…

The general public reacted as the general public should during a nuclear alert that’s described as “not a drill”. There is no reason to assume that the reaction of the public would have or should have been any different in consideration of the information they were given. Petrov was the first line of defense he wasn’t…

I think he’s perfectly justified in complaining if he’s advocating for sneaks, sneaks aren’t called, and they lose in part because of it. I guess with 469 yards on 37/58 and 5 passing TDs I just question what more he could have done to put them in a position to win that game.

So what you’re saying is that under a different administration a real alert would’ve been ignored. Great work. You really made your point.

Of course we need rational minds at the helm that kind of goes without saying, but my takeaway from the situation was that there needs to be better communication and oversight with such a powerful alert system. One person fucked up and hit the wrong button and that’s all it took to send an entire state in the top…