They can’t help themselves can they? Someone says “make me a truck, but smaller” and the designers hear ”make me an apartment building with wheels, but smaller”.

It’s so hot the sweat on my undercarriage could irrigate a small radish farm.

Ken Block

Yeah, I’m trying to picture the Edge ST buyer. Is it for the boy racer who got a bad batch of condoms?

Then why didn’t they have him do anything funny? Maybe I just live under a rock, but I was completely unfamiliar with Donut Media so I was just sitting there thinking “Who is this dude? Is this supposed to be funny?”. Like in the video you posted he was kind of hit and miss, but it was entertaining and I sat through…

I love how even their promotional video for it makes it seem like a fucking joke.

Honestly I think the rule could be scrapped full stop. It seems to assume a quaint kind of innocence or ignorance about NFL front offices. Like they’d suddenly start hiring minorities if only they were forced to bring them in and listen to what they have to say. If you’re determined not to hire a minority candidate…

I like to think of the Cincinnati Bengals as the Jesus Christ of the NFL. They’re the martyr dying for the league’s diversity sins by keeping Marvin Lewis employed for 17 fucking years.

You could pay a surrogate to carry a baby that could live with them for less than $50k.

Suspect’s Parent Tried To Buy Video Evidence

I wonder if expectations for him would be higher if the bar hadn’t been set at “LITERALLY HITLER”. Seriously, you’ve brought this upon yourself.

Calls to manager Phil T. Joo and PR rep John GolBunny have not been returned.

This article and looking back at MAL made me realize that for some reason I never got around to watching the last episode of Your Lie in April.

Which is interesting because they eat Nathan’s which are damn good dogs if I do say so myself. That being said, yeah I wouldn’t trust their opinion on the taste.   

Of course, it takes quite a bit of a leap to actually accuse Wisconsin of trying to curry favor with the President through hotel bribery

As a “watch the world burn” centrist I find the prospect of Oprah 2020 delightfully absurd. Her run will almost certainly do more to undermine the DNC’s bid than to help it. First off I couldn’t imagine the DNC establishment getting behind someone with (correct me if I’m wrong) no political experience whatsoever. Even…

How about the mostly white women that have, shock, been the ones accusing?

So what’s he supposed to say when he’s asked? “I have no opinion that will satisfy every person, so I’ll be quiet?

Alternate reality headline:

It’s a transporter of gods.