Fuck Gawker. Fuck Nick Denton (fuckin weirdo). Piss on its grave. If they want to be mad at anyone it should be Peter Thiel.

he decided he needed to Gronk-spike the point ten times on Halladay’s grave.

If I had to guess I’d put this move at 30% business 70% spite. My impression of online media is that it’s a very difficult thing to monetize. Advertising in general is dodgy simply because you almost never have any idea whether your ad dollars are translating. That goes double for the internet where there’s a world of…

I think the ridiculous misconception for some naysayers in the comments is that any of this shit is easy as long as you have the miracle of editing. Nah, he’s still got to go out and actually do this shit and not die horribly. If you have any questions as to the difficulty of that I’d highly suggest that you go try to…

Meanwhile enthusiasm for Dodges is at an all time low.

Who else would watch the FORMALA 1 High School Parking Lot GP featuring 4 time defending champ Hewis Lamilton?

What’s really ridiculous about this is that Gottlieb thinks it takes intelligence and business acumen to understand a fucking expression that’s been around (in some form or another) for literally a hundred years. Not understanding of course that fundamentally expressions are made up by people too stupid or lazy or…

Yes, 74 is a decent amount lower than the 700 in Forza 7 and the 160-ish in Gran Turismo Sport, but Payback is a different kind of game. It’s not about setting the fastest lap time, it’s about getting away from cops, crashing and causing general mayhem.

It’s so cruel that Toyota would show us the HV concept and then not make it. It’s probably the closest to an accessible, modern Stratos we’ll ever get.

Have a vagina.

Good for them. How long has LFP been doing this?

I hate the method that spawned this thing, but I have to say that the end result is actually pretty alright. It only took BMW a billion attempts, but I could finally see myself driving and loving an X series. Turns out the formula was peeling all the badges off a Crosstrek and slapping roundels on it instead.

Yep, you can always count on Nissan to deliver a cool blast of liquid nitrogen straight to your automotive erection. Feel the sensation.

Apollo says the car was created from a “blank sheet of paper”.

This is wholly ridiculous. We have a grown ass man apologizing on national television and saying that his mother wouldn’t be proud of him because he was spotted not drinking at a bar at 1am on a weekend night when he didn’t work the next day and his job performance was likely unaffected. Fucking absurd. Who are the…

The JuJus control the social media.

Ray Knight is a 64 year old man so the real question here is was the fight at the tail end of an all night rager or at the beginning of an Early Bird Special at Bob Evans?

It seems like there ought to be a better way of going about it than just assigning demerits to both parties involved in a collision. Like the game ought to have some kind of system that evaluates the circumstances leading up to the crash and assigns fault that way.

which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she finds her way out of the desert.

The league likes to make a big show about prioritizing growth and stability at, perhaps, the expense of profit.