Fuck yeah dude. Is someone cutting onions in here?

Don’t fuck your paying customers

Subarus seem to be good for the neck, but what if I need protection for my back, my pussy and my crack?

Am I the only one who doesn’t know who any of these people are? Their names are highlighted like they are important, but when someone says “Charlyne Yi” my mental imagery goes to like the white room from The Matrix. Then I hear “David Cross” and I’m like “is that the author that did that Tyler Perry movie?” but no…

I too am surprised that actors are being dramatic.

As a nation we joke openly about prison rape. Not only do we know that it’s a massive problem that we don’t care about fixing, but we think it’s funny. It’s going to be an uphill battle making anyone care about prison suicide.

Ya’know I would be, but my boss has me doing this whole working for a living thing right now. I’m sure any day now he’ll realize it’s just a fad and let me start my weekends on Thursday.

I love that particular Supra because I think the color is gorgeous, but in general first gen NSXs give me terrible, expensive daydreams......

Why do famous people have such horrific taste in glasses?

What if I affixed my flag to a hard pole that’s NOT more than 9 inches long?

This car and the accompanying subscription service really intrigues me. Maybe not so much because of the car (although it does look very sexy), but the trail that it could blaze for car subscription services. The idea that only 100 will be coming to the US doesn’t make me entirely confident in my ability to afford the…

Usually I start on my taint and work up.

Joe Novara is the ideal male. You may not like him, but he is what peak performance looks like.

Can’t really argue with you there. I hope they don’t sink though. I hope they figure out something that makes them successful again. I’d say the company line a little bit worrying on that front though.

I don’t think “blame” is the right word. I think HD has accepted that their bikes aren’t what we (I don’t know if you’re a millennial, but your defensive response makes me think maybe you are as well) are looking for. They’re not blaming us. They just haven’t figured out how to correct the problem yet. They’re trying…

Well when you get outdrawn by a USL team in your own state I can understand why the owner might feel they aren’t reaching their full potential.

long the USMNT’s go-to venue for must-win matches

Completely agree. What essentially works out to a million dollars per child per year is unbridled lunacy. It sounds like the only reason “his kids” (his baby momma) need that much money is that he can afford to pay it. It shouldn’t work that way. It’s a stipend to be used to support his children, not support some…

But let’s say hypothetically that you WEREN’T tired of it and actually loved it more than anything.......

I’d do a reverse Little Mermaid and trade my legs for that voice.