I think this year’s team was the Gerries. Short for geriatric.

I think France in the 90s was just in a perpetual state of soft focus.

On the surface that makes sense to me, but I don’t buy that that’s enough to constitute a fumble. At no point did he lose possession. The ball was tucked to his chest the entire time. Is every little bobble of the ball a fumble immediately recovered by the fumbling player? Seems like ticky tack shit to me.

That is horseshit. Even if you want to argue that he didn’t have control of the ball crossing the plane he sure as fuck had possession back before he ever touched out of bounds.

I think the most confusing thing about this is the two gentlemen in the bubble overlay in the top left of the screen. Who are they and why are they there? I can tell with my keen lipreading abilities that they are not the commentators. So what is their purpose?

My guess is that not signing him essentially went without saying. It wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that it was never even a topic of discussion. You don’t need an owners meeting to tell you that he’s a profoundly unpopular guy in certain vocal circles of every NFL fanbase. That’s compounded by the fact that…

I don’t see how this could possibly help him achieve that goal.

Aside from guaranteeing that he’ll never work in the NFL again I’m not sure what this accomplishes. Even if there was collusion there’s approximately 0.0% chance that any evidence proving that fact exists AND will emerge. Not going to happen.

I don’t take it for one simple reason: motivation. As soon as I leave that office my mind is out of work mode. What I noticed about myself is that when I leave the office I often don’t get the work done in the afternoon that I need to get done. This leads to me stressing all evening and night about the repercussions…

it can be hard to even carry on a friendly conversation with other Jalops right now.

Just want to echo what Stig said. Leave this site. Forever if you can. You’ll be astounded by the positive effect it has on your self-image and emotional health.

Crutchfield is pretty much right in my backyard and despite hearing rave reviews about them for some reason I’ve never been over there. Next time I’m out Charlottesville way maybe I’ll pop in there. The Nulaxy has been a very serviceable and inexpensive band aid though.  

I have never found a single DIN head unit that doesn’t look like cheap, ricer shit. Guess I could just flip the door up so I don’t have to look at. I dunno, I just like this........ 

Well unless I’ve been using mine wrong you take that part at the bottom and jam it DEEP inside your anus. Then you use the little dial to tune in to the right frequency and beam your thoughts up to the mothership.

Wasn’t Steve Bartman only really Steve Bartman because he’s a Cubs fan who interfered with a Cubs player trying to make a play that would’ve benefited the Cubs? Like if the Cubs had been batting at the time and he’d done the same thing he’d probably be a hero in Chicago.

It harkens back to a time of fun and innocence and lots and lots of cocaine.

2007 was apparently a black hole of automotive suck because my 2007 S2000 also had no method of connecting a phone or MP3 player to the head unit. Did Japan just miss the MP3 player or something?

I don’t really know on the DAC question. I use Bluetooth because Apple was beat to the jack-off party by about a decade. So even back when I had the iPhone 6 I couldn’t plug it into my car because in 2007 Honda still couldn’t foresee the advent of the goddamn MP3 player. Honda was like “CDs are still the future, right…

they were really cute

The only drawback is you need to buy a new one about year or so as the wires going into the 3.5 mm jack tend to wear out.