You’ve hit the nail on the head my friend. The Phaeton looked (for all intents and purposes) like a $130,000 trim level of the $20,000 Passat. The Phaeton was apparently the pet project of an automotive auteur though so I don’t think they were expecting it to elevate VW’s brand status. It seemed like more a proof of…

Styling’s fucked everywhere but the rear end, don’t like the name, don’t like the price. Hard pass.

brb I’m just configuring a Cyan V60 Polestar and imagining it with instant torque.

Making minivans without the sliding doors and calling them crossovers/SUVs. So I’m sorry Chevy Equinox. I’m sorry that the dipasses in sales and marketing won’t let you be the minivan you were clearly destined to be.

You sir/madam, are a wordsmith!

I didn’t say this before possibly due to shock, but getting a post from you in my honor somehow makes me feel as though I’ve arrived. Thank you.

If someone started a GoFundMe to buy it and then donate it to Lamborghini Museo (assuming they were cool enough to accept and display it) I would chip in $20.

She’s wearing suspenders, but I’m not sure what on Earth she could possibly be suspending.

My areolas are so raw right now. 

If you take the wrap and badging and calipers off this car you should be thrown in federal prison. It has a custom Nyanborghini emblem for fucks sake. Deadmau5 is a man who not just loves his puns, but will invest in his puns. You think that shit is cheap? Having two 1 of 1 exact replica Nyanborghini badges made? I…

Shout out to carbon ceramic brakes.

Make time for The Confession Tapes. Make time to watch it with that one friend or family member who always shares posts from Blue Lives Matter on Facebook. Most shows out there are about something, but cosmically they mean nothing. The Walking Dead is good, but ultimately it’s a show about nothing of any real life…

Your loss. You missed out the closest thing we’ve gotten this season to a solid almost quarter of watchable NFL football.

I have to say I LOVE that this move and the moves to LA are backfiring so perfectly and so immediately. What are NFL owners going to do once the threat of moving is basically the threat of committing franchise suicide? They might actually have to PAY for stadium costs. THE HORROR.  

If the introduction of this service this proves anything it’s that as Millennials we’re right to be more demanding of businesses and of the services we pay for. Our high standards (and whining and pouting) ultimately result in cool product and service innovations that benefit everyone.

Let’s get one thing straight. I hate crossovers. That being said I love Scandinavian minimalist design, I love Volvo, and I love the idea of an upgradeable car “subscription” type of deal for a commuter vehicle.

Dude, this is EXACTLY how we discuss white poverty. If you’re white and you’re on welfare in America then you played yourself. We’re told all the time how the entirety of western civilization and American society in particular is easy mode for white people, right? Black poverty I can completely understand. When a…

So I don’t actually disagree with their end conclusion, just their proposed solution. I buy it because I can observe it. Easily accessible sexual release is absolutely a major factor in why I have no desire anymore to seek out anything beyond a platonic relationship with a woman. It’s more trouble and effort than it’s…

The only thing I could understand being upset about is the loss of his credit, but that’s his own damn fault. You know what happens when you stop paying for something you’ve agreed to pay for. It’s not a new concept.

Wait seriously? What the fuck. It’s off topic, but that ain’t right. As an employer I deserve to know if the person I’m thinking of hiring might be a danger to me, my business, and/or my customers.