To be "fair", golf announcers kept bringing this up with respect to Rory McIlroy after the split in May as well. The only difference was that he then immediately went out and started winning tournaments, including won back to back majors (not to mention two other tournament wins since splitting), so there was an…

14:54. . . 14:55. . .14:56. . .

It was very white of me to sic security on him. . .

Well you're hipper than I am. As an adult who was a very young kid in the 80s, here's my riff raff

This is nothing but a hot mess. Nothing about this comes close to looking dressed. In fact, this is the kind of ensemble a 5 year old would put together and be promptly told to change, because. . . no, just change.

I'll watch anything that features Det. Stabler.

We don't have to.

Pets and children are not the same thing. This is not a hard concept.

1. Strawberry

This is clearly the work of Teen Mom.

[nodding]

Or mesmerized?

How does one pass along a tip to the Jezebel staff?

It turns out that her husband had told his friends he was looking for someone to do his wife in (awful) and one of them turned him in.

When Sarah was in middle school, 7th grade to be exact, she was actually quite nice. I can not speak for her now or since then.

Tony is from Philly. You'll have to forgive his warped sense of reality.

Seriously.

I once felt compelled to compliment a woman's incredibly dope heels during lunch one day as she stood nearby looking at her phone. she looked up and the reaction was confusion-registering of what I said-looking down at the shoes-beaming smile and a "thank you." Kind of made my day that a bit of sunshine in her day…

Fair enough. Except, and I am a bit out of my depth on this one, is Courtney Love really a rock legend?