Yeah, I did a double take on that one too. Very interesting take on things, particularly when you consider she didn't even write her own rhymes (at first, at least) Biggie (an actual Rap Legend) did.

I was just wondering, can I borrow your VCR right quick?

She's definitely lying. Unless by intimacy she means the relations other than just the 'wham-bam-thank you ma'am' part, she's:

OH. HELL. YES.

Helen Mirren is just so god damned awesome! Also, I think I have a crush on her.

So, should I shed the single tear of sorrow over a rueful smile or the single tear of joy over a beaming smile of pride at the fact this gay bar has learned to willfully discriminate in precisely the same manner that caused them to seek out a safe place of their own in the first place?

While I agree with your sentence, and that she should not have called 911, I do think she could and should have filed a report on the petty theft McDonalds just committed on her money. She paid for nuggets and they didn't have them shoulda been followed by money being refunded. It was when they refused that shit. got.…

For your boyfriend:

That's it! I am now positive that working on the movie Clueless was a curse if you played one of the high school female characters named Cher, Dionne or Tai. Or a very bad drug if it was the first 2.

The one cussing quote that should be an honorable mention on this list:

That face plant into the wall at the :49 mark as she awakens from her day dream made me laugh way too loudly.

My list of deal breakers:

16. The sweat. The sweat that makes your perfectly placed fringe stick to your forehead like a greasy pre-teen, and your make-up melt down your face until you look like a serial killer. Cute.

Mom/Dad: "Be home before dinner. Call if you're changing streets/go to the park/want to stay at _____'s house for dinner. Good luck, kid."

But I would try to be as inconspicuous as possible and not creepy and not weird, and

You know, I only remember a few episodes where anyone was actually cleaning. My guess (um, cause this is how it was in my house) was always that all the damn kids did the cleaning. I mean, why else did they have 5 (of their own), plus Olivia, and Pam?

Everyone should agree with this. To do otherwise is ludicrous!

Can i just get a god damned butter crunch cookie?

So let me get this straight; you're going to cut my penis AND I'm gonna pay you for it?