Oh god why.

Has there been a better time in history to be a Jalop than right now?

SHIT.

That's a weird way to tell everyone you lost your child...

To this day I still can't find the damn engine

Umm...yes...the one up top has two turbos... ;-)

Actually, there is nothing to this car. Electrical diagnostics are simple. Parts are minimal and simple to replace (probably not cheap though). As long as you follow the High-Voltage Vehicle Safety routines, there is nothing to worry about here.

Never worked on one, but photos of a Jaguar V12 are terrifying.

Are you kidding? In a country with 300M firearms? Having worked on many historic military tracked vehicles, including a BMP-1, a tank or IFV like this on my Virginia street just sitting abandoned would have wound up in my garage.

The Libyans strapped Grad-launchers onto their technicals. The result is very Jalopnik:

Awesome to watch - but about as useless as a tactical nuclear warhead in today's battlefield. Saddam's army was the last one we'll ever see all bunched up out in the open within 20 miles of an artillery brigade.

Fuck 'em. Let's just make it our own station and throw an awesome space party they're not invited to.

That seems like a bad situation to be in.

It's true that the F-14 was a hangar queen, but to say that ten operational Super Hornets are better than six operational Tomcats... I'm not sure I'd necessarily agree with that. It ultimately comes down to what the mission profile is. If you want a bomb truck to lay as much explosive power in one relatively lightly…

The Airforce delivers their counterattack

That hole is for soy sauce.

The 350 owner was setting himself up for a fall either way.

I'm quoting Hitler man, I'm not actually serious.

There's a warning against invading in the Russian winter in there somewhere...