Third eye open, well done.

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What’s telling to me is that his girlfriend had the bathroom door locked. If you get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, do you even close the door let alone lock it?

NOOOOOOOO.

I’m also a BK amputee. It takes me about 3 seconds to put my leg on, liner and all.

That kid is fucking amazing.

That kid sounds awesome. :-)

this was the best part of that season tbh

My friend’s young son had a similar condition and amputation of both legs. He’s surprisingly nimble when he goes about the house without his prosthetics. I also found this a little ... unconvincing. (Funny kid - my favorite story was when he was at the beach and a kid asked him what happened to his legs. He stared off…

I’m disappointed that he didn’t throw his leg like Aviva did in Real Housewives of New York.

Yeah, but that’s science. I’m sure “doctors” would tell me not to use cocaine too but all those Models and Futures traders seem pretty hep.

And that type is Evil.

Some people’s lives involve weddings in Capri with disco balls in heads and paramours of despots as fellow guests. Some people's lives involve taking a day off work sick, lying in bed and gawking at pictures of said wedding. Hey I'm happy with my lot!!

I've been searching my history. I can trace my family back to Normans as well. Really cool.

It takes balls to stand up to one of Hollywood’s megastars.

Everyone is always bringing up this statistic, and it is so misleading. That number is only as high as it is because they deliberately throw in all the non-traditional wizard students in the counts.

This is a sound theory, although frankly if I was a wizarding parent I’d be bloody homeschooling my child if the only other option was Hogwarts.

Cultural bias!