That Page Six story is a load of hot garbage and I’m 99% positive Kristen’s husband Josh is the unnamed Househusband.

Yes, the deck in Below Decks is a holodeck and VPR stands for Vulcans Promoting Robots

Does it necessarily have to be that both parties erred? First, I remember hearing something a year or so ago about Hanks cheating, and just thinking, Aw, not Tom Hanks. It seemed quickly hushed up because let’s face it, he’s no Affleck.

For him to think he deserves any credit for ‘saving’ her is just repugnant.

“And she was picked up and put in an orphanage. And so I’ve been able to really make her life better.” - Woody Allen

Please do Melbourne. Please please please! I am from Melbourne so I always want to hear what people overseas think of it (like, is it as funny to you guys?). Plus I’d love to hear your analysis of Gina’s style and the many showgirl outfits of Pettifleur.

Literally every season there’s a massive realization that LVP is manipulative. Yet it’s always a shocker because of the changes in the cast. LVP is exceedingly manipulative but it takes a back say to her being beautiful (but old enough to not be threatening), funny (in an enigmatic British way), and successful…

It seems pretty obvious that Vanderpump likes gaslighting people. Everything about her demeanor suggests that she was influential in whatever was going on.

I have no idea what this is about, but I LOVE that there are grown-ass women wearing those outfits sitting around on a couch. Like UN-ironically love. Do not hide your light under a bushel, ladies - if you wanna lounge about in sequin-shiney outfits, you go right ahead. Life is short.

LVP is an executive producer of Vanderpump Rules, not RHOBH.

Or know the classic fairy tales.

I can’t find any clips of it, but here’s the basic run down:

Pasadena. It’s called Passdena.

Lisa Rinna can drive me crazy, but I think she can see exactly what is going on in these situations and can’t keep her mouth closed. She knows that Kim Richards is not and has never been sober and can’t deal with her lies and avoidance and claims of “being healthy”. She knows that Lisa V and Kyle probably made some…

I missed this season; this is an argument over which one of Terry Gilliam’s post-Python films were the most surreal, correct?

To me, it just seemed as if it was about Yolanda not showing up for filming when everyone else had to. For example, everyone shleps out to god-knows-where-the-hell-Erica-lives to film a dinner and Yolanda can’t show up because she’s too tired from having lunch with Kim and Brandi earlier in the day.

As are they all.

My retirement plans include buying a house in the English countryside and a metal detector and just puttering around looking for old coins all day. Live your best life.

Because it's a chance to shit on women. Are they covering the endless disgusting shit that Redditors and 4Chan users say all day fucking long? No, but some casually catty comments about ugly babies coming from women is news.