ElliePelliePicklepants
ElliePelliePicklepants
ElliePelliePicklepants

She's not. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, and I kind of love her for it. Or maybe her "handlers" know what they're doing. Regardless: she/her brand is in complete control of this so-called fiasco of Miley Cyrus, and they're making bank. I have a feeling she's shrewd enough to be socking enough away for when

In response to your article about Miley's album release party: It's her party she can do what she wants.

Can I use a thread to ask who else watches Once Upon a Time? I love this show and so does my boyfriend. I also have a giant thing for Rumplestiltskin.

And if you flip back the calendar, it's been the end times since 33 AD.

Can't you see how this poor town is being victimized again? That Director of Tech was just trying to protect the future of those poor players who were tempted by that drunken slut, amirite?

"... after an alcohol-fueled party in August 2012."

Hopefully this is the first of many arrests/firings at Stupidville High.

After all the fuss these people made saying they've been framed as the bad guys but they really followed due process? Maybe now they can stop acting like victims and let the rape victim be the victim.

I think Rebel Wilson is very beautiful. I think there's something interesting that happens to overweight people who are also beautiful – everyone feels the need to say "but think of how GORGEOUS you would be if you could just lose those 50/30/100 pounds!" The other day, someone told me that I was beautiful and that

Did anyone listen to the lyrics of "Royals"? Cause that statement should surprise exactly nobody if they have. The song is literally about how pop music doesn't accurately depict the average person's wants/needs/desires/dreams/anything.

"in Maxim lookin' sultry and angry" reminds me of a 3rd Rock from the Sun where Sally was trying to figure out sexy from magazines and came to the conclusion that men like unhappy and angry women who are always looking behind them (or something like that. Long time ago- but funny show).

Until I read this I had forgotten that this was all about blaming the downfall of society on single moms because they made people stop reading newspapers. Freshly irate at the absurdity all over again.

"a future without any need for literacy"

"And there was nothing mythic about a past where Americans were educated, read, participated, and voted."

My anti-social behavior caused my pregnancy?

What is "liberal social science research"? I didn't learn such a thing in grad school.

I read a lot of Jezebel articles, and this is the first time I've literally seen red after reading a sentence in quite a while (which is kind of sad in itself): "as if in the era of women's equality certain women are not to be held responsible for their anti-social behavior"

I'm just dying to hear what he wrote about the absent men who comprise the missing half for all those "single mothers with children"...I'm sure he spent even more time excoriating them...right?

Ah, it was me. I was planning on getting this made into a small but tasteful tiara. I'm going to put on all of my fabulous jewels and an evening gown by Christian Dior and have a tea party with my cat Isabel Archer and then we'll watch Revenge together.

What Kobe Bryant done now?