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I am going to buy, like, ten of these, and bring them as gifts to every Dirty Santa party I'm invited to this holiday season. Because I fucking hate Dirty Santa.

I have to say I'm not comfortable with genitalia on my t-shirt. I would be totally creeped out by a guy with a dick on his shirt, I don't feel very different about this.

Its really too bad Sinead O'Connor wasn't as eloquent as Annie Lennox. Both letters are pretty much saying the same thing.

I thought you guys had "Hate" tattooed on one fist and "Mens" on the other as part of the initiation rites?

Would you prefer we clutch our Feminist Regulation She-woman Man-haters' Official Bitch Tags?

You can smoke me up till the dawn's early light with the craziest grass you can get and you'll never convince me to go to North Korea just to breathe their special brand of Luigi's Lettuce.

Yeah, that was also the only part that really bothered me. I mean, we know he was into his sexy-macho-fishing-violence-man-times, but it's pretty sick to get off on an idea of paradise in which you toss coins to your own ("illegitimate," as if that matters) children for a power trip. I feel like I just read Children

I really hate the fact that teenagers can't win. Either they are infantilized and they are assumed to be unable to make their own decisions, or they are hypersexualized and society/whomever freaks the hell out them acting like lil' slutty sluts. It really can suck to be at that age, especially on the early end of the

I lived in Morocco. It's a great country, but considering it's technically illegal to dance in the streets there, yeah. This is not so surprising. But multiple kiss-ins, in Paris, France and two cities in Morocco are happening this week. PDA for the win!

Well. That's enough world for me today.

If it were anyone other than Hemingway I would laugh, because it's funny... Except with Hemingway you know it's like "Hahaha so funny... ... ... But seriously though, right?"

I'm practically old enough to be his mother, but damn that is one cute ginger.

Ugh, Hemingway. I'll never understand how he somehow got a Nobel and Borges, Nabokov, Joyce and Twain never won. (Then again, the list of authors who won over Twain is just dumbfounding.)

Yep. Probably she slept with the 8-year-old to get in good with one of his older cousins, most likely someone she wanted for a boyfriend. Gross gross gross.

A young boy was exposed to what sounds like tremendous amounts of porn and then a teenager had sex with him? Isn't that SEXUAL FUCKING ASSAULT (no pun intended)?

Okay, so Chris Brown is not my favorite person. But somebody revealing that they were sexually assaulted in third grade isn't time for snark, y'know? The fact that he's bragging about it just shows how screwed up we are when dealing with the issue of female-on-male sexual assault, and his coping strategy fell in

Yes, and truly.

It means that is what he has been told to normalize some very damaging behaviors. As I said in another post, who knows how he was neglected, and what his views about normalcy are based on.

I can't help but think of his abuser as well- who probably learned to please boys by having sex with them. She was probably a victim as well...the entire story is incredibly sad to me as a survivor of abuse.

Dude, even her TOUR PHOTOGRAPHER is a black woman. I love Beyoncé for her commitment to giving those lucrative positions to women who might never get the chance, and I love Yosra's amazing photographs. I am so incredibly jealous of her and I can only pray that I'll have a career as incredible as hers. Cancer is such