1) shut up, Phil;

Reading half of these comments I can only think "This is why we can't have nice things." Seriously guys it's a joke! She doesn't hate her family! She doesn't hate her life! She is not having a temper tantrum! She made a silly parody video to be funny.

Good! Anything that gets people in and since the slippers and diamond are already there, why not use them for the photo shoot. Hopefully Ms. P isn't cursed now.

all metaphors are shallow... like a hastily dug grave.

Oddly-named craft beer that comes in a can is the bearded funny guy who isn't your type at all but who always meets you at the subway station when you come over and turns out to be great at oral.

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

Ugh, grape culture. Amirite?

Sangria is the attractive sweet-smelling man you just met at the beach. Who also just roofied you.

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Here's the saddest part for me: that I was really glad that the school's reaction was to talk to the police instead of covering it up or handling it themselves.

I mean, if you get caught bragging about a crime, of course you say it's a hoax. I don't buy it.

Satchel was the name Allen hung on him. Ronan changed it after the Soon-Yi insanity. I...don't know why I know this.

Paris, you're an hour over your fifteen minutes.

Omg Ronan totally looks like Frank Sinatra. Hollywood is crazy, man. One minute Woody Allen is your dad and then boom, it's Frank.

Wasn't she in Fred and George Weasley's class? Lived in Ravenclaw?

Paris Hilton's musical career legitimizes Britney Spears. It's clearly not as easy to produce a great pop song as people think.

You called?

ROSARIO! REALLY!? THATS NOTHING! AMATEUR! IM 24! NOW WHAT BITCH!?

Thank you for taking the time to write this post, Jenna. You are right in saying that I'm not bitter about the experience (I don't think it would be healthy for me to still be bitter after six years, after all), but that doesn't mean I think Terry's behavior is okay. I'm pretty shocked no one's spoken about this…

@schoolofloverboy: Yeah, because it's not like there's a major difference in the level of power the unknown model has versus the famous photographer. And it's not like these girls are trying to make it in tough industry and are worried what will happen if they say "No." No, it's clearly the easiest thing in the world…