Please tell me we’re not going to see this image over and over and over again as some sort of proof of god and his goodness and the strength of his will and bla bla bla ....

Ever notice how his eyes are always bloodshot and puffy?

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

Sadly, he’s more likely to be nestled even further into the bosom of apoplectic MRAs and red pillers. He’s going to be their champion martyr and figurehead now that he’s been so badly mistreated by his feminazi corrupted wife.

It’s what happens when you accept Fox News as actual analysis.

Seriously. NFLN should hire the guy TODAY and send him to the draft in Philly.

I know everyone has opinions on these people, but generally I’m just overall sad about the layoffs. This is a lot of people flooding the market in an industry that’s not exactly thriving.

I’ve had a juicer for years. Just a good, old-fashioned juicer that I got on discount when one of my favorite restaurants closed up shop after their owner had a pretty bad heart attack (it was a family-owned business).

If you own one of these machines, or invested money in it, your right to vote should be taken away because you are fucking idiot.

But also, why the hell would a juice press need four tons of force? Is it juicing granite boulders or some shit?

No she made a gagging noise, and invited the married gay couple into her house :)

I just feel sad hearing this.

I really can’t anymore. I just can’t.

I just had a serious conversation with my husband deciding that if shit got really scary here we’d leave the country with our now 3 month old son, trying to decide how you tell when it’s time to go (preferably before a nuclear bomb gets dropped), and figuring out where we’d go.

Poor Arabella will never have a lemonade stand!

Tacky tacky bougie fools. They are an embarrassment.

Right? Because he is popular and anything that is mainstream must be hated. I’ve never been a pop music fan but I will never understand those who hate artists because others find them enjoyable.

Ed Sheeran seems entirely fine and inoffensive to me. That is the sum total of every take I have ever had on him and I’ve never really understood why people get all up in arms about him.

Pod Saves America is always bringing up this quote because he’s such a fuckin hypocrite in hindsight