i'm here. lurking. ever present. smugly watching people discuss their flawless ruler.

WHERE IS ADULTASAUR?!?!?!

seconded.

Did it ever occur to them that she might not believe what the Vatican believes? Or does that actually require some critical thinking?

Since the existence of cancer is actually a pretty big part of why I don't believe in god to begin with, you can probably imagine how highly I value the Vatican's opinion on this issue.

As a lifelong NASCAR fan, hearing Jeff Gordon call Brad Keselowski a dipshit on live TV was one of the best moments of my life.

It wasn't a push. It was a nudge to tell Brad to get his punk ass into the mix and not walk away. He was leaning against his car and watching before the scuffle.

I'd rather be a sneak-pooper than a poop-sneaker.

only bang a guy with a downstairs bathroom.

"We want to keep him happy...."

I'm upset whenever anyone I meet isn't a dinosaur.

guys if we ever meet irl please dont be upset that i am not a dinosaur

Gotta love what Facebook finds "related" to this story.

I was legit CACKLING when she couldn't find him hiding in the store in the beginning. And then when she gets jumped by security when the alarms go off.

Different kinds of controversy have different values. Condoleezza Rice was secretary of state; she had significant impact on actual policies and actions of the US government. Even if you don't agree with a single thing she's ever said or done, she is someone who you can learn a lot from because of her prominent…

Sure, the students are mad now but wait until they see the sweet dunk tank the University has set up.

Do they realize that they are telling their audience, GOP voting Fox viewers to stay home? Whoops! Morons.

How does this work for them exactly? "Ladies, you are too stupid to vote properly." Then all the ladies go, "Oh, okay. Too stupid. Got it. I won't bother voting then. Thanks for the head's up!" This is a solid plan. Should work flawlessly.

I thought Renee Zellweger looked great before. I think she looks great now, but the fact that it's the same person is throwing me for a loop. It seems similar to Jennifer Grey post-rhinoplasty and Rose McGowan post-car accident, but more drastic.