North is making the exact face that Jaden Smith makes in every photo ever.

Barbasol?!? Sheeyit, you fancy. I've always used a bar of Dove soap. I feel like I can't even see through shaving cream on my leg to get close to the hair. Conditioner works in a pinch, too.

Obviously I need to buy from your dealer.

WAIT! I once met Soledad O'Brien whilst high. She was speaking at the college that I WORKED at. Worked at. Anyhoo - I used to supervise the student callers at night that hit you up for money. Can't do that sober, no sireee.

We should all get high before Fifty Shades of Grey.

OHHHH TLC the musical group, not TLC the channel. Makes much more sense.

This is my opinion (which you can take for what it's worth) but from what I read, they wanted the baby to participate in this wedding. I just don't know how attaching the baby to your train qualifies as participating.

"Can we please get 'phrasing' back in the rotation?"

I'm sad you don't watch Game of Thrones. If you watch the episodes in reverse order, all the beloved characters come back to life!

A good guy treats you like a human. A nice guy murders you when you won't fuck him.

sure. for society as a whole.

Right? If the kids can wear those outfits to school on a regular day (like picture day usually is) then why is it suddenly not ok in the yearbook? Also, I remember getting notes from school pre-photo day saying things like "picture come out best if students wear x,y,z" (I think it was something like solid colors or…

Mmm, no. These situations aren't the same! Jen Aniston and her nipple shirts are equivalent to the Hamm dick showing pics. I don't have a problem with people publishing either of those things.

I love that they had colouring-specific names!

We had a Diversity Day in my high school, and one of my classmates, without a trace of irony, raised his hand and said out loud "I'm not homophobic, I just hate gay people."

"I think it's a good idea because he's expressing himself. Because that's the whole point of yearbook pictures, you're supposed to express yourself," said Alfreda Charway Heritage High School's Black Student Union President.

Three years, one more kid and one Kanye-produced Kim Kardashian album.

I agree that this is the World's Worst Idea (TM), but Atlanta actually is a gigantic hub. It's been the world's biggest airport (by passenger transport) since 1998.

It's horrible that she's basically saying that her child is a punishment from God.