That almost breaks my heart...

The fact that he tells everyone but they never believe him...I can’t get over that. Either he’s insane and you need to cutoff ties, or he’s actually the Devil. Those are your only options.

He’s just so damn CHARMING...and also hot. So very hot.

Oh man I just had to hold it together since I’ve already cried in my office once this week. My mom has a similar story to Kelly (not the multi-million dollar singing career though). Her father left we she was 16. My father put her back together when they met at 18 and was the most amazing dad who was there for…

I actually saw a Facebook friend who’s sole reason for supporting Carson was his great faith in Jebus and his declaration that he would put Christianity at the center of our culture. I wanted to ask my friend if he’d ever taken a class in government or politics before, but I knew it wouldn’t matter.

I’m starting to believe that maybe Trump would be a better option to this dillweed. I feel like Trump would lose interest in making any political decisions pretty early on in his term and would leave the work to his advisers. Hopefully, with even the terrible experience he has in business, he will bring in smart…

I thought I was on team Do It, until I read all of the writers’ lines of reasoning and now I just don’t know. On one hand, he’s an awful human being, but on the other hand, so are all of the other, more generally electable GOP candidates. At least you know the sex wouldn’t last that long.

I’m in love with the lilac two piece. Looks amazing on that model.

I asked the vet if she was looking for my consent to euthanize Kelloggs, and she told me that she strongly suggested that option. I told her OK. My sister, a total saint, later told me that he died with her face pressed up against his as she told him that I loved him. She said he went “really peacefully.”

My fiance barely pays that much for all of his grad school textbooks combined. Most of them he rents or buys the electronic version from Amazon.

Popcorn. And Kind bars.

Russ looks so pleased with himself and Marshawn looks like an extra they pulled out of the hotel bar.

I got the bill for mine showing how much my insurance covered (all of it, thank jebus) and I wanted to cry. I can’t even remember how much it was, but I think after cost of the IUD and the procedure itself, it was over $1000. Thanks Obama!

She looks so done with having pretend to like him.

When I first moved to Birmingham, I listened to these guys for a little while. Then they started talking about Alabama football and politics and God and I refused to listen to any station that would broadcast them. They are possibly the worst people on the planet.

My fiance once stood in the tampon aisle with me at Target, marveling at all of the options.

He’s not very good at leaving things in the past. He just keeps having to drag other people in to his drama.

Well he already fired off on Wiz Khalifa for a perceived comment on Kim. So that’s probably a hint at his reaction.

Like, fine, you don’t have to accept censorship, but you do have to accept the consequences of your words and actions. You can’t just say misogynistic shit and not expect some flack for it. He’s such a child.

Is that a thermal blanket EMS uses in emergency situations?