That’s the most disappointing candy.

CRISIS SOLVED!!!

What would happen if you poked his hair with a pin? Would bees fly out? I bet it’d be bees.

This paper mâché head would be a better president than Donald Trump. Giant Head for president!!

Make friends with people who can make beer. Or better yet, learn to make beer.

One beer for every time they say Trump’s name.

But didn’t the kid tell everyone it was a clock? How can it be a hoax bomb when the maker never claimed it was a bomb? The story Van Duyne is trying to put together and what is being report don’t mesh at all. Based on the reports I’ve seen so far, the kid was showing it to his teachers and saying “look at this clock I…

I hope they warm them for you first. It’s the least they can do.

I can never unsee that...

I take that back now. When I had chickenpox (at 30!! Who the hell gets chickenpox at 30!!) he did listen to my breathing. I’m thinking more of my gyno.

I can’t remember the last time I had a doctor use a stethoscope during a checkup. Usually something the nurse does beforehand, I thought.

But for real though, what do these do? Maybe they’re really all the same thing and by downloading one over the others, you’re helping the Kardashian-Jenners compete in some sort of family Hunger Games were there can only be one winner and Kris sends the other three to Siberia.

I work in college athletics and I didn’t think I would ever hear entitled name dropping like I do. I’ve been told many times “You’ll just see what *University President* has to say about this” and at least once “Do I have to get *Head Football Coach* involved?” For the second one, I almost laughed in the guy’s face…

I WILL BE TACKY WITH YOU!!! I’ve been known to wear some truly hideous/tacky shoes.

I second this statement. With slicked back, up-do and red lip.

That clutch in the middle is calling to me.

How do they plan on enforcing a community dress code? Are the police really going to waste their time stopping people to write tickets for dress code violations? That seems like a great use of resources.

Dadeville is also on one of the more popular lakes in the area. The only times I’ve been there, I’ve been boozy and dressed in a bikini and beach cover-up. I absolutely agree there are much bigger things to worry about than clothing choices of the local youth.

We’ll make a killing on Etsy.

If you can’t wear athletic clothes while buying Oreos, when can you wear them?