And of course nobody every bothered to inform him that a girl can be *GASP* "big" AND "hot.

Saying that everyone around you constantly censor their speech indefinitely because you can't enjoy something without shocking twists and jump scares is a pretty pompous and entitled position itself. Did you know that in Saving Private Ryan, the Germans lose? Uh-ohh.

Maybe posting something along the lines of I have a dream... For Nintendo on MLK, Jr. Day might not be in the best taste?

I didn't know shallow, vapid twats read Jezebel. Interesting.