Side hugs only, I promise.

I'm kind of in love with you for this.

Can I substitute a burrito and/or orange soda for the taco and/or beer? I dislike tacos and beer.

Challenge accepted. I will eat all the tacos.

As I understand it, the best way to combat abortion is to restrict birth control so that dirty sluts won't have sex in the first place, and to avoid talking about sex in school because if they don't hear about it from a teacher, they'll never know about it.

**SWOON**

Excuse me while I vote my face off for this guy.

Please include a pic of said hero so that I may fawn over him. Also please tell me what his odds are of winning so I don't get my hopes up.

It isn't. But the reason those women aren't victims of violence has a lot more to do with socio economic status than marital status specifically.

Somebody needs to tell this to all those beaten and abused married women in Afghanistan. The married biological fathers over there didn't get the memo.

I am furious right there with you girl. And here is why. I don't want to be afraid of men. I don't want to think that anytime I walk past a man and I am alone I need to be on the defensive. I don't want to cringe when I am out for a jog and a car pulls up on the side of the road to park and all I can think about…

Dude, nobody's allowed to treat anybody like that, ever. Who raised some of y'all?

Dude, "Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. "Asian-American," please.

That's exactly the WRONG way to think about this. You can't measure this in a relative way to other locker rooms. This is awful behavior. No one, in any capacity, should ever have to put up with this shit.

Ahh, "context." Because doing any of these things would be fine as long as other people in other locker rooms are doing them.

THIS! You are brilliant, my friend. "Who the hell did they poll, the local frat houses and Christian Bale in American Psycho?" I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

That's where you lose your suggestion box privileges and I start flipping you the double bird while making "Whoop whoop whoop" Zoidberg noises as I flounce out of the room.

There should be a subway under 101, the Golden Gate is a challenge though. It would be great, I lived in Japan and I could go anywhere.