super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

I’m only 30 and my main goal is to look like a more rested version of myself...

That was 20 years ago. Even if she’d had no work done, she probably wouldn’t much resemble her 29 year old self. She’s 46. I’m 31 and I look pretty different from how I looked even just 10 years ago.

“You mean tonight, boo boo? Club-wise?”

I just went and looked at a two bedroom in Queens that was almost a mile from the train and in a building that looked like a trap house. It was $2000 a month.

In all fairness, it might not have been just a desire for round eyes; the eyelids could have been starting to impair her vision (or would have eventually started to). My stepmom’s doctor said she could likely get an eye lift actually covered by insurance because her lids (she’s southeast Asian, and her eye shape is…

Transporting 60 pounds of coke into L.A.? I guess someone didn’t tell her that Lindsay lives in London now.

Thanks a lot dude, my wife was away on business all last week, and I only did 2 loads of laundry and did a half assed job of cleaning the microwave after my daughter splattered pasta sauce all over it.

Screw this guy. You know what I did while my wife was away on important business this weekend? I cleaned the kitchen within an inch of its life, did 5 loads of laundry and cooked the best goddamn BBQ chicken on this side of the Mississippi. Thats how you fill a power void, motherfucker.

A columnist at my local paper complained that there were 5 local conservative talk radio shows and no progressive ones, even though progressives outnumber conservatives in the area. The columnist then noted how every previous progressive show had failed due to lack of an audience. I’m not sure if Saturday morning…

but it sounds like rape advice given to girls “don’t dress like a slut” “don’t drink in public” etc

My daughter takes Krav Maga. I make her. She hates it but I don’t care. It’s important to me that she know how to kick someone’s ass if she has to.

I think you are right in some ways, a bit misguided in others.

You lectured her on the evils of “beating people up” in response to her story about how she saved her own life by defending herself against an attacker. And SHE’S the asshole? Nah brah.

My parents did not teach me to beat people up for crying out loud. They and my judo instructors taught me physical confidence and self-defense. I’ve never struck a person in my life besides a stranger who grabbed me by the throat while I was walking alone, dragged me into the bushes and raped me. There is absolutely…

And as we’ve seen over and over in so many woman-centric arenas—sexual assault prevention foremost among them—the impulse to protect is very different from the impulse to ensure equity, and the two things, worked out in practice, are often exactly at odds.