Girl if his hands are too 'dirty and gross' for your ceiling, how are you gonna have his hairy Johnson in your mouth? If the bottom of his feet are too dirty for your bed then his naked ass is almost certainly too dirty to be sweating all over your sheets.

Yeah that's the thing. No one is entitled to a response. I get guys on okcupid bitching all the time when I don't reply. I don't think they understand how much mail the average woman has to sift through. If I sat down and wrote every idiot a detailed explanation about why I'm not interested (although the assumption…

I don't get this either. Is it weird to touch someone's ceiling?

I like the honesty. I'll agree in that I've yet to be presented with an abortion story or issue that seemed funny, at least not funny in the style of humor her show does. I also think that a comedian saying they don't find it funny means they shouldn't be the one attempting to write jokes about it—probably wouldn't go…

oh my godddd that MOVIE

You must not have encountered people with extremely self-destructive kinks and not enough impulse control/common sense to go about it responsibly I guarantee there *Are* people who would like this. Or rather, think they would like this, only to find out the reality is nothing like their fantasy.

Not everyone who has a fetish identifies as a 'kinkster' or would sign up for fetlife. You're describing a subculture. There are plenty of kinky people who are largely aware of kinkster subculture and basically just chase whatever gets them off. Paraphilias don't come with a guidebook and list of websites. I wouldn't…

I am obsessed with The Pet Collective. If you are ever having a bad day, puppy love is where it's at. http://youtu.be/4W1DiyPTVbg?li…

Wait, 15 is a little too old to cry over dad's beard. I barely acknowledged my dad's existence when I was 15. He could have chopped off his nose and I'd have kept texting.

Because it's funny. She isn't going to have any emotional trauma and it'll make for a hilarious story when she gets older.

I thought most places were more likely to arrest the John? Actually, I may be thinking of underage prostitutes.

hair curl pattern and skin melanin content, obvs

mhm availability bias

I had no idea who he was when I went to see Guardians but my first reaction, seeing him on screen, was 'who is this average-looking nobody playing the lead in my summer blockbuster'

Seals are weird animals they are like Dogs of the Sea

wait what

They do in the article, actually

I love how she mentions sir mix a lot only to say Nicki sampled his song (???)

I actually don't think she's in danger. I think he's under too much scrutiny to beat the shit out of her at the moment. Also, 50% of my family is from Baltimore and I lived there long enough to witness the type of dynamic I believe they have. I think they likely beat on each other when drunk or when in heated…

I think people calling it gross are stuck on classic ideas of what a 'watch' is supposed to look like. It reminds me of Tokyo Flash watches http://www.tokyoflash.com/fr/watches/1/.