They're all fake. They're entertainers. She just isn't as savvy. But honestly 'hating' Katy Perry when you've never had a conversation with Katy Perry just makes you sound a little unhinged.

also how we dehumanize celebrities. This is the kind of thing you'd say IRL about a celebrity, anonymous or not, because you'd never, ever expect it to get back to them, let alone that they'd respond. I think that's why it's important to criticize the persona and presentation rather than the person you've never met.

I can't stand J Law but I felt her joke was making light of the fact that women have a 'regular' scream and a 'rape scream.' It's one of those fucked up observations that reflects poorly on the culture that requires it of us and not of the woman who comments on its existence.

Oh god ,if my husband ever asked me to breastfeed him, I'd be horrified.

This story was already covered when the show was filmed. A couple of weeks ago I think?

I actually have a guy friend who said to me, like a year ago 'you know when girls have a space between their legs when they walk? I think that's so hot.'

I'm the second child and named after my mother (first and middle name) *but* I'm also the fourth in line. And if I don't name my daughter after me, I'll be the last. It's not a huge deal, but I am very conscious about of the potentially 'broken line.'

I understand not knowing Future but not knowing Ciara is kind of baffling tbh.

It's likely that the turtle has been laying eggs on that beach since before the bride was even born. In which case the dumb human wrapped in white cloth needs to get off that turtle's lawn/baby beach.

really. *really*

I'd probably drop kick a dude if he started doling out hugs whenever he heard the crinkle of my tampon wrappers in the bathroom. Like do you know my cramps go all the way down to my TOES

Um I like it. But I'm also decidedly against ugly people appearing on TV.

I don't know how true this is when we consider the cultural context. Some people run a bit hotter than others. I also think that she knew, in the back of her head, that she wasn't really going to get to hurt him. That's what the guard is for. It's more on an explosive 'HOLD ME BACK' moment than a real attempt to beat…

really resisting the urge to copy-edit this tbh

I actually remember reading, in a non-gossip mag, that she lost a lot of weight after someone's death. I kind of disagree that she's always been bony.

I actually do think spitting on your audience is subversive, more so than kicking guys in the balls. Ball kicking is a bathroom humor/slap-stick standard. I just disagree on how political it really is, even in context of patriarchy and blah blah.

It's definitely an attempted manipulation, but I seriously doubt there are many women who would do it for a charity but not for anything else. This is more an excuse to behave badly because everyone knows only uncouth whores ride sex toys in public for fun.

Idk know if assault is really 'punk.' The whole 'haha lemme hurt your balls' thing is a double standard I didn't really understand until my mom got super pissed off one day when I came home from school and said a girl had kicked a boy in the balls and he cried.

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There's an instagram account called cookingforbae that's basically the same but even funnier.