Worth noting that Nikki's 'natural' look is as made up as her regular look; but with more neutral colors.

what

Honestly, I'm in my early 20's and if I saw a freaking tween in a club I was at I'd know right away I need to 1. go somewhere else 2. call the police or someone's parents or whoever the fuck. Who in the right mind is comfortable partying with children?

But we're talking about now. I find them to be almost disturbingly non-sexual considering all the dresses and bikinis and perfect teeth. It's all very sanitised.

If the 'dude sitting next to him" had been a guest speaker there to talk about anything but prom, yeah he would have been suspended for asking him to prom.

The suspension has nothing to do with her. He was told not to make a spectacle (and be a dick) and he did it anyway. The suspension isn't to protect Miss America, it's punishment for not following the rules. And do you even know what 'big brother' means? lolz

It's a bit of a stretch to call Miss America a sex object. There is a shallowness in it and it's definitely about her looks, but is there really anything sexual about the competition?

Yes yes. Paul Bloom discussed this in an article for The Atlantic (it was called Is God An Accident):

The same way I can not love any pretty rich white lady I've never spoken to and probably never will?

The writing here is prime Corny White People on the Internet (hyperbole until one is kinda funny). Like the first four paragraphs and the list are the prose equivalent to comic sans. *cringes literally to death*

You say 'get a chance' as if you're sure they wanted to. I would have died before doing this in high school (and I really plenty active in clubs, president of the class, etc).

HAHAHA fuck.

crops tops went out of style?

Coke jaw is really only something you get from low quality coke, which I don't think lilo would have, so I'm gonna go with mdma.

She's the worst writer on Jez; I'm regularly amazed someone hired her to write idgi

maybe they were boys?

I have Beyonce thighs sort of in that from the side they are pretty thick, but from the front I look rather skinny. So it is possible to look how she does from the side while still having a gap.

Sometimes (okay, really often) I lie just because I've answered the question so many times that I'm bored telling the story. I don't really think it's important that people know the truth about certain things, they just want to hear a story. Any story.

I love the 'we've lived like this for seven years'—when their daughters are 3 and 1— reply. It's like that (all too common) refusal to admit kids change things and sometimes you have to settle the fuck down so they can not die.

yeah I think it's a bit odd to rail against any product that lightens skin. The point about them not even carrying a concealer in her shade is pretty valid though.