I suppose they hoped this would trigger a popular uprising of some kind.

Just gonna leave this here...

Osteopaths actually aren’t quacks.

In other news, the wax trump figure from the DC branch of Madame Tusseaud’s is missing...

This is what I’m hearing this morning. Sang it twice in the shower, actually.

Senator Tammy Duckworth is a national treasure and I wish she would be allowed to punch said colleagues right in the dick.

I’m sure all our thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus at this diffcult time.

And now the first lady is the one they are saying has it. Poor Ivanka. Hopefully it doesn’t spread.

This was the BEST 4 min and 27 sec I’ve spent ALL DAY. 

I am honestly shocked that it took this long. Wohl makes Project Veritas seem like an elite counter intelligence and propaganda outfit.

I swear, I immediately thought not of Jim Parsons, but the character Jim Parsons played in “Hollywood”

What? Can’t a nice white lady beseech her Dark Lord and Master for succor anymore? Her fam is having a very bad day, if you hadn’t noticed.

Having him spend the rest of his life in federal prison would ease the sting a bit. I wouldn’t mind having the percentage of my paycheck that was going toward that earmarked for clarity on the stub. So “Medicare: $20, Social Security: $15, Maintaining the prison that keeps Trump from ever seeing the sun again: $0.157"

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But only suckers and losers sign up for an army.

This is what I imagined:

Well I did have to either a) get an abortion or b) promise my baby to the Hillary Clinton/Nancy Pelosi Infant Sacrifice Cartel, but it’s so worth it!! 

I got a $2,000 bonus last month for DOING NOTHING!!!  

Do they get Obama phones too?!?

SIGN ME UP.