Better yet, let’s just start to cast his feet in concrete and add him to the heroes garden right away (which is underwater in the Potomac River).

Pizzagate just got the address wrong. It was the basement of Buckingham Palace.

“Do the best you can until you know better. Then when you know better, do better.” - Maya Angelou

My current working theory is that he already had a case of COVID (unfortunately fairly mild) a couple of months ago, but the long-term effects are manifesting themselves gradually.

Are you always this cynical? I like it.

Where the hell was she in 2016 when she could have made a difference at the beginning?

Gorsuch: “judges are not free to overlook plain statutory commands on the strength of nothing more than suppositions about intentions or guesswork about expectations”

Well, because they’re horrible people, the maladministration will most likely push ahead as if this court decision never happened, and then waste time and resources defending the indefensible, again.

No cameras in the Masturbation Bus? I’m out.

I suppose it would be a terrible copyright violation for someone to post an active link. Shame on you! I promise I won’t look.

Waiting for the movie:

Those hoping that a vaccine will overcome bureaucratic incompetence will have to wait

Sen. Richard Burr’s phone was confiscated by the FBI after he made dubious stock transactions ahead of the pandemic recession. released a preliminary report from his Senate committee validating all of the intelligence agency assessments about Russian election interference.

Democratic-controlled states won’t postpone the election, period. That would leave Republican-controlled states hanging out there. Do they let their citizens participate or not? If not, both the House and Senate will have large Democratic majorities and they will be sworn in and start work on January 3, regardless.

The best thing I can say about the writing for this is that the sets and costumes looked good.

I’ve been looking forward to the death of Macy’s for years, ever since they killed off my beloved Marshall Field’s (and as a consequence ruined Christmas forever.)

I’m not sure I’d call him an ice cream cone, since those sometimes have a point.

You forgot the cigarette and the firing squad, but otherwise, thumbs up!

I personally lined up ass cheek to ass cheek, so maybe I misunderstood the instructions?

So imagine you’re a normal person, and you walk into a meeting where every other person is wearing a face mask. Do you: a) inquire about the masks and ask, “Shouldn’t I be wearing one, too?” or b) just say, “fuck it” and be the significant outlier.